Famous Aries-Aquarius Couples: Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston

Two very strong, unique, opinionated individuals find some reason to give a little ground to get some companionship or maybe just some sex in return but it’s a stretch.  For one thing, although Aries gets the bad rap for self absorption, he is really the guy most likely to want to give it all in a relationship, 24/7, and what Aquarian wouldn’t throw up and run away at the thought?  Aquarians make a vbd out of being in relationships but they are the biggest loners in the zodiac – it’s part of the price they pay for their highly evolved status.  Relationships require compromise and it’s’ not likely to happen here.  Picture a couple of gang bangers trying to divide up some heretofore unclaimed territory.

How to Attract an Aries Man as an Aquarius Woman:  Challenge him right away on as many levels as you can while at the same time letting him romance you, open doors, carry in the groceries and throw you down on the bed.  He is actually less egotistical than you so he may forgive outright willfulness on your part but try to put it on a leash.   This is not a crusade.

How to Attract an Aquarius Woman as an Aries Man:  Let her be outrageous.  Applaud her for it.  Show that you appreciate that she has strong opinions (whether you agree with them or not).  Don’t act embarrassed if she takes someone on in a public place.  Stand by your woman!!!!!!  You prefer face time but let her text you instead.  In return maybe she’ll troubleshoot your new computer program for you.  I’m afraid there’s one other sine qua non:   she wears the pants.

Degree of Romance:  Dispensed with early on and mourned over everafter by Aries, who doesn’t realize how
romantic that  is.  Neither sign is noted for knowing much about human nature.

Degree of Passion:   Smokin’ hot passion.  Probably the best Aries will ever have.   Ms. Aquarius is indifferent to passion which makes it all the more unbelievably exciting to the ram, who thinks each time he will finally take her over the top.

Degree of Friendship:  These are essentially two loners.  If they team up, it will, therefore, be quite meaningful.  They probably trust each other to an astonishing degree -- and no one else.

Degree of Marriage:  Not that good.  It can be explosive, easily disrupted, hard to reconcile and somehow irrelevant as they each do better alone and being single fits their self image better.  Aquarians won’t stay in a marriage out of duty or obligation.  They hardly recognize the institution anyway so please check it out, Aries, before having kids with this gal or giving your heart away.  Really dig to find her beliefs about marriage.  This is not to diss Aquarian women or to say that they aren’t good wives and mothers.  It’s just that this is the gal we vote “least likely to put up with any s---“.  She’ll walk instead.

Progression of Relationship:   “Slam bam, thank you ma ‘am” and then again.  And again.    Each time is like the first time.  Vividly alive and absolutely thrilling.  No two dates or encounters are ever the same.

Sex:  There’s a lot of fighting which greatly enhances the volcanic and explosive sexual tension.  They may fight constantly until they bed.  Sex becomes their way of resolving all issues and that can work for them.  It is unlike sex between any other couples in that there are no conventional rules -- or privileges -- including gender protected conventionalities.  It’s like going beyond the known universe to the last real frontier -- honest sex.  Real to the bone.

When It’s Over:  There will be blood everywhere then absolute silence

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