Famous Gemini-Capricorn Couples: Priscilla and Elvis Presley, Isabella Rossellini and David Lynch

Love between a well-balanced Capricorn and a well-balanced Gemini can be like the two dancers on the music box that plays “The Wedding Waltz” (oh, how we danced on the night we were wed).   Gemini’s talkative good humor and superficial merriment seem to be just what the sometimes dour Capricorn needs to get engaged in life.   It’s like all of a sudden he has a trained monkey!  We give the union of these two a big blessing.  The best of youth plays with the best of age.  Gemini keeps Capricorn spry while Capricorn keeps Gemini grounded.

How to Attract a Gemini Woman as a Capricorn Man:    Go over and make some bold, opinionated (impersonal) statement to get the conversation rolling.  Say “X is a terrible mayor, isn’t he?” or “They should impeach our boss, shouldn’t thy?”   Don’t worry.  She won’t take it seriously, and it’ll give her a drop off point to talk from until you get your tongue back from the cat.  You will love the sound of her voice.  She’s likely to dazzle you with her mercurial ways till you are spellbound.  Just think, someone charming who will do all the talking for both of you!!

How to Attract a Capricorn Man as a Gemini Woman:   Don’t talk too fast.  You’ll get “deer in the headlights”.   Be prepared to love how boring and predictable he is because you are always spinning over the edge.  Try to realize that unlike you he really means anything he says.  Refrain from monkeying with the rules around him.  Put a real dollar bill in the parking spot, give the waitress an honest 15% (or more), set your cell phone to “off” in the movie theater, and try to order something straight off the menu instead of asking for fried potatoes and an extra desert instead of a side salad.

Degree of Romance:  The relationship of a Capricorn man and a Gemini woman is more mundane than romantic because somehow, when together, they always get more interested in what’s going on around them than making goo-goo eyes at one another, which is pretty
darn healthy, really.  Gemini gets to do a lot of flirting and especially teasing but is probably more straightforward than romantic.  They are full of surprises.  Capricorn can expect eyebrow-raising texts like “I forgot to wear my panties today” when she knows he’ll be in a business meeting.  Har de Har.  She’ll get a big laugh out of that.

Degree of Passion:   Passion can run high because Capricorn men are so lusty and Gemini women are such teases.  Gemini brings magic and entertainment into this format.

Degree of Friendship:   Gemini can be a real pal to Capricorn, sort of a way to interface with the rest of the world, like a social translator Sherpa or guide dog for the small-talk impaired.

Degree of Marriage:  Capricorn man and Gemini man can have a great marriage, especially if they are sort of the same age.

Progression of Relationship:  He will have the drift.   And this is on the first date!

Sex:   Sex almost becomes a conversation between these two.  This can be a real plus because it's so difficult for so many couples to talk about their needs and desires, let alone their fantasies.  Gemini has a way of digging out this information that releases the eroticism of the lusty goat.  She'll probably be able to talk him into anything and get him to relax his inhibitions by her chatty, non-conventional approach.  Gemini sex is always pretty kinky and hooks into the "prurient" side of the Capricorn.   Love making is especially hot if he's older.

When It’s Over:  It's over when Capricorn has had enough.  Well, actually, I take that back.  It can be over in Gemini's mind long before that.  Geminis are bonobos. Capricorns are gorillas.  She may be wildly promiscuous mentally and have one foot out the door long before he calls it.  The best way to keep her is to control the money.  She'll squirm like a worm on a hook.  She's so bad about money herself it's a real incentive.

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