Gemini Man and Scorpio Woman Compatibility

Famous Gemini-Scorpio Couples:  Prince Rainier and Grace Kelley, Laurence Olivier and Vivien Leigh,  Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder

This couple is full of surprises, some of them scary, and some of them really scary.  They each wear a mask like a Halloween costume, and they love to jump out and go “Boo!”  Both these signs are used to hiding behind layers that obfuscate who they really are.  Scorpio manipulates everything, and Gemini must monkey around with everything.  It is literally impossible for either of them to come straight at an object, but they understand that about each other.  Can you imagine the circumlocution and posturing necessary to accomplish anything?  Each one of them is like a double agent trying to figure out what kind of double agent the other one is and oddly enough, they don’t take it at all seriously.  If you get right down to it, each of them would say it’s crazy to be very open with anybody else.

How to Attract a Gemini Man as a Scorpio Woman:  Feel free to do something sexy to catch his attention but then you’ll have to back it up with some intelligent conversation.  Stay away from manipulation because you’ve met your match.  If you monkey around too much with the relationship, it will definitely backfire.

How to Attract a Scorpio Woman as a Gemini Man:  Most Scorpio women are interested in any man in sight because they love the power of their sexual allure.  Watch what you say very carefully.  In some cases you can be somewhat crude, but you better err on the side of prudence.  If she starts talking about sex first, feel free to build on the conversation.  Sex isn’t all she’s interested in, but it’s pretty much what attracts her to a guy, so it’s best if you have some confidence in yourself on that score.  You are not playing with an amateur.

Degree of Romance:   It is eroticism that’s likely to occur, not romance.  Gemini is a very curious and willing sexual partner and Scorpio can take him where he’s always wanted to go.

Degree of Passion:   Unfortunately the passion in this relationship may be the tumultuous emotions of Scorpio when she feels betrayed or slighted.   Ms. Scorpio is famous for her rage and vindictiveness.  Do not mess with her, Monkey Man.  You’re likely to lose your tail.  And another thing, Gemini, we know how much you love to mess around, but you have no idea the dark forces that will be unleashed if you mess around on this lady. At the very least, she will personally key your brand new Lexus.  What happens after that will make that look good.  No really.

Degree of Friendship:  Are you kidding?  Friends don’t key friend’s cars.

Degree of Marriage:  No piece of paper can possibly bind these two together more than the games they play.  My advice is don’t even go there unless you are willing to play nine innings of hard ball.  Gemini, whatever little tricks you have up your sleeve, you might find your arm in the alley back behind your house.  On the other hand, if you decide to straighten up and fly right, this is the sort of women that will make a righteous man out of you.

Progression of Relationship:   Gemini, do not mess around with her on any level.  If you prize your kneecaps, get down on them and stay there.  It is best to give this woman what she wants — and act like you like it.  By the way, there is no place for your Evil Twin in this relationship.  And why is that?  Because your Evil Twin is unbelievably naïve (I hate to be the one to tell you).

Sex:   In case you were wondering if it was worth it to go through all this stuff, yes, the sex will make it worth it.  The only trouble is, if you’re not faithful, Gemini, it may be the last sex you ever have.  There’s something about having sex with a Scorpio woman that makes you want to have more sex, period, but if you step outside this relationship, it will be your last.

When It’s Over:  This could be one of the biggest messes imaginable.  There are so many entanglements, vendettas, justifications, rationalizations, over-stepped boundaries, and poorly-digested words, that it will take years to clean up the debris.  In your own way, neither one of you ever lets go of anything, and god knows, you both know how to nurse a grudge.  Gemini is not normally vindictive, but is very fond of having the last word, and Scorpio will never let that happen.

Our Rating: 50/50

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202 Responses to Gemini Man and Scorpio Woman Compatibility

  • Grey says:

    Oh, wait… I can’t sleep. So, yeah. As I was saying, then. Worst moon placements. From my point of view, obviously (Aquarius moon). Keep in mind, yes, everyone has their own “special” chart, so no two people will ever be identical… Unless, maybe you’re born on the same date at the same time, then maybe. But, anyway. Virgo moon, Gemini moon, Aquarius moon, and Taurus moon. Honestly, I don’t really have an issue with these moon placements that much at all. Taurus moon is a lot like Scorpio moon, in the sense that they seem to be like, “I love you, but we can never be together… I was never meant to be loved.”, and it’s fucking tragic. It really is. And I genuinely feel bad, but… I’m sorry. I guess I don’t really have anything I can tell you two. I wish I did. The other four… In order, worst to best (of the middle four, not best, not worst, moon placements)… Five, Pisces moon. Actually, very smart. Like, really smart. Just… I don’t know. They’re surprisingly smart. But they’re also kind of assholes in the sense that they never seem to pay attention to ANYTHING. Very annoying. I’m not saying I hate this placement. I’m just saying… I don’t think it’s a good one. Six, Sagittarius moon. I’m thinking of someone specifically right now. He has an Aquarius sun sign, but a Sagittarius moon sign. He’s kind of *really* egotistical. And honestly, I think that’s the Sagittarius moon coming through in him. After all, I have an Aquarius moon placement, and I’m not even that egotistical. So… Yeah. I think, that they think, that they piss excellence. And that they run this world. It’s honestly kind of sad. Never mind that, though. Because they’re still GIANT EGO FUCKS, AND WILL SHIT ALL OVER YOU JUST BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY CAN. A word of advice, though. Don’t let them get away with that shit, because they will keep doing it until they make you feel like a fucking ant. No one should be allowed to reign over anyone like that. That’s just fucking wrong. Anyway. Seven, Capricorn moon. Well, I don’t know how else to say this, so… You know I said Sagittarius moons think they piss excellence? Well, like a Leo, a Capricorn moon, will simply put off this vibe that is *so* painfully obvious, it’s fucking disgusting. That they think they’re above you and everyone else. It’s so fucking disrespectful. But, honestly, even so… I hate to say this. But, they kind of are really great. In the sense that they’re normally in a pretty good position in life because they’re like ten steps ahead. And, if you’re a good person / friend… Shit, who knows. Maybe they’ll help you out, too. If you need the help. Eight, Scorpio moon. Yeah. Believe it or not, Scorpio moons are actually in my top five favorite. They’re literally the saddest, most down trodden people you’ll probably ever come across. Scorpio sun signs may cry a lot, and it may be sad, but Scorpio moons? Jesus… Don’t be surprised if you end up breaking down and crying with them. That shit is a fucking hurricane of sad, and if you’re there for them, they’ll probably try to be with you until the end of your life. Then again… The end of your life may just be around the corner… If you turn your back on them when they “need” you. …alright. Well. That’s pretty much all I have to say about everyone… I hope you all die in a fiery death… Good night! (p.s. I love you, bitch)

  • Grey says:

    I left a helpful chain of comments, under “Newer Comments ->”, that, I think most of you… If you care at all about finding or even maintaining, a successful relationship. Under “Hotsex31″s comment. Ignore the first message I typed. I was angry at you. Everything after that, including the message above this one, was intended to be helpful. Also, again… I’ll never die, I can’t sleep, and I’m going to continue to stay on this page until you die. If I have to out live you to have the last word, I will. Do not test me. I will prove you wrong. Again… Good night. – Gemini sun / Aquarius moon (peace out… for tonight)

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