Gemini Man and Scorpio Woman Compatibility


Famous Gemini-Scorpio Couples:  Prince Rainier and Grace Kelley, Laurence Olivier and Vivien Leigh,  Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder

This couple is full of surprises, some of them scary, and some of them really scary.  They each wear a mask like a Halloween costume, and they love to jump out and go “Boo!”  Both these signs are used to hiding behind layers that obfuscate who they really are.  Scorpio manipulates everything, and Gemini must monkey around with everything.  It is literally impossible for either of them to come straight at an object, but they understand that about each other.  Can you imagine the circumlocution and posturing necessary to accomplish anything?  Each one of them is like a double agent trying to figure out what kind of double agent the other one is and oddly enough, they don’t take it at all seriously.  If you get right down to it, each of them would say it’s crazy to be very open with anybody else.


How to Attract a Gemini Man as a Scorpio Woman:  Feel free to do something sexy to catch his attention but then you’ll have to back it up with some intelligent conversation.  Stay away from manipulation because you’ve met your match.  If you monkey around too much with the relationship, it will definitely backfire.

How to Attract a Scorpio Woman as a Gemini Man:  Most Scorpio women are interested in any man in sight because they love the power of their sexual allure.  Watch what you say very carefully.  In some cases you can be somewhat crude, but you better err on the side of prudence.  If she starts talking about sex first, feel free to build on the conversation.  Sex isn’t all she’s interested in, but it’s pretty much what attracts her to a guy, so it’s best if you have some confidence in yourself on that score.  You are not playing with an amateur.

Degree of Romance:   It is eroticism that’s likely to occur, not romance.  Gemini is a very curious and willing sexual partner and Scorpio can take him where he’s always wanted to go.

Degree of Passion:   Unfortunately the passion in this relationship may be the tumultuous emotions of Scorpio when she feels betrayed or slighted.   Ms. Scorpio is famous for her rage and vindictiveness.  Do not mess with her, Monkey Man.  You’re likely to lose your tail.  And another thing, Gemini, we know how much you love to mess around, but you have no idea the dark forces that will be unleashed if you mess around on this lady. At the very least, she will personally key your brand new Lexus.  What happens after that will make that look good.  No really.

Degree of Friendship:  Are you kidding?  Friends don’t key friend’s cars.

Degree of Marriage:  No piece of paper can possibly bind these two together more than the games they play.  My advice is don’t even go there unless you are willing to play nine innings of hard ball.  Gemini, whatever little tricks you have up your sleeve, you might find your arm in the alley back behind your house.  On the other hand, if you decide to straighten up and fly right, this is the sort of women that will make a righteous man out of you.

Progression of Relationship:   Gemini, do not mess around with her on any level.  If you prize your kneecaps, get down on them and stay there.  It is best to give this woman what she wants — and act like you like it.  By the way, there is no place for your Evil Twin in this relationship.  And why is that?  Because your Evil Twin is unbelievably naïve (I hate to be the one to tell you).


Sex:   In case you were wondering if it was worth it to go through all this stuff, yes, the sex will make it worth it.  The only trouble is, if you’re not faithful, Gemini, it may be the last sex you ever have.  There’s something about having sex with a Scorpio woman that makes you want to have more sex, period, but if you step outside this relationship, it will be your last.

When It’s Over:  This could be one of the biggest messes imaginable.  There are so many entanglements, vendettas, justifications, rationalizations, over-stepped boundaries, and poorly-digested words, that it will take years to clean up the debris.  In your own way, neither one of you ever lets go of anything, and god knows, you both know how to nurse a grudge.  Gemini is not normally vindictive, but is very fond of having the last word, and Scorpio will never let that happen.

Our Rating: 50/50

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174 Responses to Gemini Man and Scorpio Woman Compatibility

  • ana says:

    Yes, we both had dialed a wrong number 🙂 good day. bye

  • Grey says:

    Bye. I always dial the wrong number 🙁

  • Grey says:

    I didn’t type that.

  • Grey says:

    My phone wasn’t even *on* 30 minutes ago. I was asking you *why* your relationship didn’t work out. With your Gemini. Please answer.

  • Grey says:

    And I certainly don’t use fucking emojis.

  • Grey says:

    I’m not a five year old.

  • Boomane says:

    I AM……

  • Grey says:

    *sighs* …go on…

  • ana says:

    Don’t know why I’m not feeling fully complacent since last few days……..maybe some-one has said some astray & hassling words, but as usual, in the end of the day, I laughed………..yes he indirectly talked some unwanted and counterfeiting things, but not his fault, my fault I read those senseless comments and got morose……….. But I learned about one thing, that after being depressed and sad, I can still laugh and smile for my love ones @ same time from heart.

    I don’t think that his things are going to my heart now and influencing me. I know that it’s quite late, but it’s better than never 🙂

  • ana says:

    Please can someone permanently close this website ………. i don’t want to see someone ‘s face from now onwards.

  • ana says:

    And lastly, someone killed me years ago……………………….. CONGRATULATIONS ONCE AGAIN.

  • Grey says:

    I am so confused… You’re dead? Maybe that’s a reference to someone else… I don’t understand you. Or the majority of the things you’ve said, at least, today… Anyway. You’re crazy, aren’t you…?

  • Grey says:

    Also, as a side note, something incredibly obvious… No, “Ana”, you haven’t. You haven’t gotten over anything. Other wise you wouldn’t bother commenting about it at all. Realistically, you’re just proving the fore-mentioned text. “Gemini is very fond of having the last word. But Scorpio will never that happen”. It’s so painfully obvious. We’re still playing our archetypes. And you, like I told you before, are simple. Ignorant. If you truly didn’t care, you wouldn’t even return to this site. More than that, this specific page on this relationship. You obviously still feel *something*, whatever it may be. And you’re not dead. You probably just wish you were, for whatever reason that is. Sad, though. All you had to do was turn around and walk away. I don’t think that that’s in your nature, though. You’re obsessed. It’s who you are. Your ignorance is a choice.

  • Grey says:

    Damn… “Scorpio will never that happen”, huh? Looks like it’s been three days, and I got the last word. Hey, Nancy, maybe you should update your analysis of this relationship from, “Scorpio will always win”, to “Scorpio? Pfffffft, Scorpio? More like, pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft, bitch, please”. “Gemini will get the last word, ’cause he *just* did. #REKT

  • Grey says:

    Update that shit to, “Yo dawg, Gemini is talkative as fuck, and Scorpio is a secretive bitch. Over-all conclusion? No one cares. Scorpio, you’re drunk. Go home”.

  • Grey says:

    …anyone there? No…? Holy shit, I did it. I won. …I mean… Of course, I won. Scorpio, yo, suck dick bitch! #fuckingREKT

  • Grey says:

    Alright, peace peace.

  • Grey says:

    Happy Thanksgiving… Stuff your faces full of mashed potatoes and stuffing and don’t forget to leave NO space in your stomach for turkey. What a waste of a holiday… “Here, Indians, give us all your shit, and we’ll give you, uhh… How about uhh… The… leftover mashed potatoes? Does that sound good, Indians? Yeah? Okay, all your shit for some mashed potatoes, dude! Happy Racist Asshole Day! I mean, hold on… Umm… Happy Thanksgiving Day…? Yeah”.

  • Grey says:

    #restINpeaceIndians

  • Grey says:

    Did you eat the turkey’s pussy ?

  • Grey says:

    No, and fuck you. Who even said I *like* pussy? Maybe I want to blow some cock! You don’t know!

  • Grey says:

    Stop gettin your panties in a bunch and blow some cocks then.
    I’m all about the *pussai*.

    #meowmeow

  • Grey says:

    Okay, that was a fucking joke. And you’re a dumb cunt. #rekt

  • Grey says:

    Also, you should just give up now, while you’re not five thousand fucking hours in. I’m going to get the last word, bitch. Refer to the dumb bitch above and before you. Scorpio woman. Not like I care. But I will have the last word. Even if I have to out live you to get it. You’re not going to win this. But by all means. Be my guest. Be my object of obsession. Be my object of ridicule. Be my victim… No matter. You will never be my opponent. You’ve already lost, my lovely little doppelganger. What a lucky coincidence, it is, too. That you are trying to fight me. Do you not know your place, by my side, or nowhere at all? I thought you would have learned by now, my naughty little “twin”. It won’t be long before you are placed along side the last one who tried to have the last word… Like a Scorpio, you will “wish” (“I wish, therefore I am” – their ridiculous motto) that you had listened.

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